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Nov 13, 2012 11:44:05 GMT
Post by vince on Nov 13, 2012 11:44:05 GMT
what do we want...
a cure for tourettes...
when do we want it....
f**k.....
Made me laugh anyway.
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Nov 13, 2012 11:47:02 GMT
Post by vince on Nov 13, 2012 11:47:02 GMT
When Tony Blair was electioneering in Edinburgh, he visited a hospital and entered a ward full of apparently uninjured and healthy patients. He greeted the first patient who replied,
‘Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye worthy o' a grace As lang's my arm. ’.
Tony is confused and moves to greet the next patient, who answers,
‘Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit. ’.
Even more confused, he moved to a third patient who started to chant,
‘Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty Wi bickering brattle!’.
Tony, thoroughly alarmed, turned to a doctor and asked, ‘What sort of ward is this? Is it for the insane?’
‘No’, replied the doctor, ‘this is the Burns unit’.
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Nov 13, 2012 15:22:17 GMT
Post by walt00 on Nov 13, 2012 15:22:17 GMT
Nice one (two),Vince. Wal.
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